About Luke:

I rode a book once.

-I audit police and government officials and am a civil rights activist- YouTube “Luke Ashlocke”

-I collect vintage instruments, movies, and gaming stuffs.

-My ideal day would consist of waking up early to a cup of hot tea with milk & honey, a long walk along the beach contemplating life and suddenly stumbling upon large piles of cash.

-What song always gets me on the dance floor?

The Macarena.

-What are my pets names?

My Dogs are Jeeta and Skwoosh.

My Cat is Skankface,

-What phrase would you hear me say the most if we hung out?

"Well, Sh*t."

-In 2007 I achieved the coveted - Playstation Player of the Week status (Second Week of June ) and was so happy I wrote a song about it. A song so good.. that all my friends who I forced to hear it, forced me to never play it for anyone ever again... So, like, you know it was good, right?