Paddle paddle paddle

A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.

Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.

At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:

Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god

Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)

High Frustration factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)

Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!

Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves

One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)

Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer

Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little