Not The Robots

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels

Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick

Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep

Tons of crafty gadgets to master

Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray

Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size

Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting

Controller support

The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!